I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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