these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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