Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
