i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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