omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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