i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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