so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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