I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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