We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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