remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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