At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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