For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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