): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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