I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize