I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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