I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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