dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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