Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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