They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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