Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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