I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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