I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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