Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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