I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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