Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
where does the pee come out of this thing
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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