Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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