Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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