ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I supernannyed him into submission
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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