I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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