Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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