imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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