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(203): View more from Connecticut

Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

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(419): View more from Ohio

dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"

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(248): View more from Michigan

He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just remember telling jokes while vomitting

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments

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You know how I know you're gay?

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(517): View more from Michigan

at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.

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(707): View more from California

I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.

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(386): View more from Florida

for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable

(1-386): View more from Florida

apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop

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