I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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