can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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