Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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