I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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