I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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