Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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