You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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