Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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