shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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