dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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