Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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