threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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