Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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