Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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