I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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