If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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