I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She needs sedatives and a leash
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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