if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him