According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day