hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol