i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.