My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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