Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.