Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I want to make a zoo with you.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.