Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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